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Clublife
Nightly nonsense endured by a bouncer at two of New York's most popular nightclubs.

  • This takes about ten minutes, because I don't vacuum my interior very often

  • This costs me two dollars

  • I find the quarters in my center console.After this, I start my car and drive it into one of four 'bays.' In these bays are a multi-purpose hose, a foam brush and a coin operated control panel with a timer

  • It would never occur to me to do this, but if it hadn't ever happened, the signs wouldn't be there

  • I like this smell

  • This, evidently, is how I roll.After rinsing, soaping and brushing, I turn the dial to 'tire cleaner' and spray some kind of green shit on my tires

  • This is how I wash my car

  • This is fine, because they're paying to be there, and they're working

  • The problem is, two Guidos will be listening to the radio, while another is playing a CD.What you have then are Dueling Guidos .Guidos need this music backing them, so what you have, everywhere you go around here, is doom-chick-a-doom-doom-DOOM-chick-a-doom-doom ...CULO!!!CULO, MAMI, CULO!!!Everywhere, this 'music.' And what you want to do, when they're inflicting 'CULO, MAMI, CULO!' on you, is line them up, side by side, and bash their mutated fucking faces in with your fists until the brims of their hats face directly forward like they should



    The Search for A Good Story
    Personal site of a local resident who is a singer/songwriter. Includes reflections
    on life, photos, a forum, free music downloads, and lyrics.

  • Regina Spektor – Us Now this is one smashingly good CD, but I’d like to expand on a few things: 1

  • You’re simply not able to find pop music this interesting, inventive, or original anywhere else

  • I can’t wait for more! Posted by misterorange @ :: Monday, August 07, 2006 Family Matters, Week of 7-30-06 This is incredibly late due to the fact that the company I work for was hit by lightning on Friday afternoon and equipment failures, etc followed

  • This happened with Annie too

  • This was made after careful deliberation of watching Abby not care about the practices and play with the grass instead

  • This includes, but isn’t limited to, cheers upon cheers

  • This includes the old favorites such as No Mommy I Didn’t Really Just Smack Abby and No Daddy I Didn’t Make That Mess

  • Over time this has been on more of a sliding scale—the worse the lie/behavior, the worse the punishment

  • Did I mention parenting is tough and weird? Did I also mention my babies are gone to Mississippi until tomorrow evening and that I miss them terribly? Part of this parenting lament is just to remind me that yes , I am a Dad and yes , my kids will be home soon



    American RealPolitik - A Daily Reader for the American Patriot
    Daily reader for American patriots.

  • Kennedy This site made possible in part through the generous support of Vincent Ferrari of 'If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace

  • Don't even look at it') - many progressives are intent to sit this one out, it seems

  • We were discussing the effect divorce has on children and, lo and behold, today where he tackles this subject and makes some of his usual keen observations

  • She says she likes their coverage better which is fine since the local coverage here may suck but at least it's about our area! Anywho, this was one night that I was glad she had it on

  • In their defense, I will say that they guy doing the live broadcast on this piece does stress that the weapons are not illegal and that it is not in any way illegal to own that quantity of weapons

  • Loads of unanswered questions...but still not the disturbing part of this broadcast

  • I do have to agree with Doug to a point though as I think my friends are quite extraordinary by and large...but we all know that this statement did not play that way to the vast majority or viewers and that my positive spin is not even remotely what Doug meant





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    TheAgitator.com
    Weblog of a libertarian writer living in Arlington, Va, and publisher of The
    Agitator.com. His commentary frequently appears on FOXNews.com and other media ...

  • E-mail: radley.responses-at-gmail.com Search this site: This work is licensed under a

  • Get it? This kid burrowed under Simmons' skin

  • So Simmons tilted, decided knocking this guy was top priority, and went all-in the first time he got the kid to a face-off

  • But that he lost it this time doesn't prove the game is luck

  • wouldn't put up with this shit

  • This is an outrageous ruling

  • The Civil Asset Forfeiture Reform Act of 2000 was supposed to rein in seizure outrages like this one

  • Radley Balko | (0) | (0) Sunday, August 20, 2006 Law Enforcement Against Prohibition To me, this a pretty damned powerful video

  • This is an organization of 5, 000 current and former law enforcement officials who recognize the failure and the damage effected by the war on drugs

  • So pass this video on

  • If you're a blogger opposed to the war on drugs, post this video on your website sometime in the next week

  • And if there are slave masters smuggling underage girls into this country for prostitution, certainly, throw the book at them

  • Granted, in this scenario I'm a rather sordid, sleazy character


    Waxy.org: Andy Baio lives here
    Posts of Los Angeles programmer Andy Baio, with a leaning towards web technology
    and the mass media.

  • This site will look much, much better in a browser that supports , but it is accessible to any browser or Internet device

  • If you'd like to see this site in its full glory, please download a modern browser, such as Internet Explorer 5/6, Netscape 6, Mozilla or Opera

  • (If you're using Lynx, please ignore this disclaimer; you kick ass.) : Daily Log July 24, 2006 Nearly, as part of my ongoing project, I decided to see which websites the Metafilter community was linking to most frequently

  • <!-- --> July 19, 2006 If you happen to be at the in Portland this week, you should come by Thursday afternoon

  • This is my first solo conference talk and I'm terribly nervous

  • Anyway, I'll link to responses as they come in after my session, so wish me luck! July 21: This is my first Webvisions, and it strikes me as both very intimate and very well-run

  • <!-- --> July 7, 2006 , the awkwardly-named yearly arcade/pinball show, comes to San Jose's Parkside Hall again this weekend

  • I've been going for nearly a decade, and let me say (again) that this is the best thing ever


    10 K 4 A WIFE!
    Bachelor offers $10000 reward for anyone who finds him a wife.

  • updated photos, updated personal info, radio interview! Rod Barnett So Why Am I Doing This? Welcome to 10k4awife.com Still Looking 12/03/04..

  • I'm planning a complete redesign of this site in the next few months

  • I realize that the vast majority of people reading this won't be compatible with me

  • If you remember nothing else from this entire website please remember this!! I have talked with many people that I'm very compatible with and many that I'm very attracted to, but VERY FEW THAT I AM BOTH

  • So what do I want to achieve out of all this? It’s simple; an assurance that I have REALLY done everything I can to make sure that my true love and I both derive the most fulfillment from life

  • They say "What’s wrong with you? Are you desperate?" Then they proceed to say, "A good looking, successful guy like you shouldn't have any problems getting a date" (this is usually older ladies)

  • Let me clarify something: This is NOT about getting dates or just getting married

  • I do have a high degree of confidence that allows me to be unconcerned that many people may find this highly unusual


    ShawnAllison.com - All the Shawn That's Fit to Print
    Thoughts of a mid-twenties college girl from the Georgia's Coastal Empire.

  • The Blog Chew On This : 'There's no such thing as fun for the whole family.' - Jerry Seinfeld Welcome to my personal site

  • I consider this site a form of therapy in my journey called life

  • This photo was taken this afternoon

  • This week, the IT student of the group thanked me for telling them about it and asked me questions about how to apply and what I must do

  • I'm not going to fret and write this paper at the last moment

  • This happened as I was going down the stairs today singing 'I'm Gonna Find Another You.' There's a line about dressing up

  • I wore this cute shirt I bought the other day at Old Navy

  • We have to get the website up by the end of this month

  • So far, I've made $28.00 this week

  • I have half the points for it this semester

  • Nicki took my car this morning

  • This one little thing adds to the functionality of the script

  • Navigate This is the site of, a 27-year-old gal from Savannah, GA

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    Chicago Comedian : Stand Up Comic : Scott Derenger
    Nationally touring comedian from Chicago, Illinois. Includes booking information,
    tour schedule, show profile and biography.

  • But this chair's a lot more comfy and his TV channels are better

  • He's got bags of 'you never know when you'll need this' and boxes of 'just in case that' everywhere he goes.The rides were smooth in the Sonata

  • We're sitting outside of this Green Mill restaurant located in the hotel

  • 'Slide down this, honey!'The focus is supposed to be on my flip flops, even though I think I look in shape in this shot, aside from my gut

  • I did nothing to cause this

  • I guess being a comedy star wasn't good enough.This crew is from the Dells Army Ducks Boat Tours

  • My 5-page comedy packets sit on 3 tables in the lobby, two of which I can see clearly from this brown suede couch

  • This time she had a Miller Lite hat and a flyer printed off my Web site

  • I'll be with Kate this time, but since Larry's still by my side - literally - I won't be doing any serious slides

  • This way I can stay cool and enjoy some outstanding people-watching.A little fat kid just left screaming and crying

  • I bet the husband likes this role in the marriage


    Yothers, Tina musician, actress from Family Ties
    The musician and former actress talks about her music and life in the spotlight.

  • In this interview, Tina talks about her music and her positive attitude on dealing with any criticism she's received from being in the spotlight

  • When it all comes down to it, whatever I'm doing, whatever comes along, this music is something that I've always wanted to do

  • Anybody that knows me from any point in my life knows I've always wanted to do this

  • This isn't something I've just been dabbling in for a couple of weeks or months

  • For my position, with the other fellow actors who have gone astray, as a nice way of putting it, I think it's sad that society wants to label the business as doing this to people

  • I was in a club in Los Angeles and a friend of mine introduced me to this guy, and we started talking, and my friend said that I was in a band and he was like, 'Oh cool, I'd love to be in a band

  • and I had already known about this episode with me, I'd seen it..

  • so I leaned over to him and whispered in his ear, 'Up yours, Tina Yothers.' So he took a step back in shock, having no idea why this strange girl would say this; and when he took a step back and looked at me, it clicked


    BillSaysThis v3.0
    Bill wanders the real and online worlds and posts thoughts and links, as well as
    the occasional photo and trip journal.

  • In this life B is a trusted lieutenant of Tamerlane (Temur the Lame) and encounters the vast emptiness while scouting the next battle, in or near Hungary

  • He soon 'meets' K, who is a 10 year old African taken as a slave by the Arab traders who already have him.Robinson moves the group around, through China, India, Iran, Firanja (Islamic Europe, resettled 100 years after the plague) and a North America where the native tribes weren't conquered by Europeans and were able to largely fight off the Chinese and Muslim invasions of the West and East coasts respectively.He covers the 600 years or so from the time of the plague until today--this is no shortshrifted or puffed up book but a solid, dense 700 pager

  • I think this is a terrible decision, coming on the heels of fairly good ratings for the World Cup.I think this is bad not because I might have to spend $150 to see the games but because Setanta has such limited availability in America that I won't be able to subscribe at all! The limited PPV your channel has had in the past was annoying but bearable but this deal will cherry pick even more of the best games.I suppose fans of Bolton and Middlesboro will be happy since so many more of their matches will feature on FSC but for fans of the big teams--I root for Liverpool--it's simply terrible.I was thrilled when FSW turned into FSC but now am decidedly unhappy.I understand that letters like mine are not going to change things any time soon but your executives should understand how badly they messed up this time!I just read about the deal SC made with Setanta on EPL broadcasts


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  • This makes three properties for us

  • The goal is to replace this house using profit from one of our condos in about 3-5 years

  • WE MUST ASK OURSELVES WHAT WE SHOULD BE DOING, AND WHAT WE WILL TELL OUR GRANDCHILDREN ABOUT OUR ACTIONS DURING THIS CRISIS, WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE

  • CRACKED passes us to College Humor for this one, where a family picks the 'joke' answer, standard on every question on Double Dare

  • I can't believe the father let these poor kids go with this answer

  • This version is more secure - it won't let the content of the feed break your HTML

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  • Most differently, this version can cache the results

  • This way, each reload won't hammer an RSS feed

  • This dude can balance himself on ONE FINGER

  • This is incredible

  • Yummy! This one is a little nerdy, but it's an excellent article on WTF kernel_task is and why it's always present Play Super Mario Brothers as...

  • Hilarious! This video, thus far thought to be real, is from a 1940's Soviet lab

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    Jazz/Jerry Jazz Musician/Bassist Leroy Vinegar interview
    An interview with bassist Vinnegar on Jerry Jazz Musician webpages.

  • Who was this and how did it feel like playing with Miles or Dizzy or Bird or Teddy Edwards or Sonny Criss or Frank Rosolino? We lost a lot of radio and we lost a lot of press coverage, so naturally when you lose that, a lot of people will come up and will not know much about jazz

  • LV: Yes....One time we were in the south of France and there were eight bass players on this small plane

  • Everybody was amazed that we pulled it off but we'd done this before

  • I remember I saw one of Red Mitchell: a bass standing in a corner with a sign on it 'If you touch this bass you are going to jail'-that was good

  • I said, 'Here's what will do: you pay my two men this certain amount of money, which wasn't very much, and give us all meals

  • That's happened to me, but I don't run a jam session, I say, 'Go see Ron Steen, I don't want you on this stage

  • JJM: I appreciate your time and I think this will make a good interview

  • Before we close this out, there's one man I would like to thank today for making my music career and giving me inspiration: that was Art Tatum

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    EXCLUSIVE Patrick Warburton Interview
    Interview conducted by Clint Fletcher.

  • This isn't going to be your average interview

  • Now, since this is Film-Monthly and we don't really care about TV, let's move on to film

  • In your opinion, what is the best film you've seen so far for this year, and why? Patrick: Oh...hmm...well, there are so many films I still haven't seen

  • Clint: People here in the office think I'm kind of obsessed with her because a couple weeks ago I sort of stole this laminated picture of her and taped it up in the office with a drawn tattoo on her arm that says 'Fletch's Woman.' Patrick: That's pretty sick stuff that you're doing

  • Clint: I thought that there was this age limit, you know? I mean, I'm sure you went over to his house because you thought, 'well I'm a thirty-nine year-old man

  • You made me get up at noon to come down here and do this interview

  • I can't even help them with their 4th and 5th grade vocabulary and math work at this point

  • At this point, they pretty much have to take care of me

  • This will probably save us a lot of time and heartache: no favors

  • This guy...its just not fair, that he gets as much action as he does


    No Milk Please
    Profile, weblog, photos and book list; in Chicago, Illinois.

  • If you can actually transcribe this, let me know

  • 'Thanks for picking me up, ' he said.'That's cool babes, it's no trouble, ' I replied.'You're going to have to do this again in a few weeks

  • Think you can transcribe that sound? Put it in the comments! -- Technorati Tags: posted by no milk | Thursday, August 03, 2006 Remembered Something (c) copyright 2006 The New Yorker --UPDATE: I added in the ALL ABOUT ME section in the sidebar that will contain all the cartoons that have appeared in this site

  • Technorati Tags: posted by no milk | Sunday, July 30, 2006 Author Stalker This is what it feels like to be a stalker: nerves fire from every part of your body; your muscles quiver randomly like dandelions; your tired, blinkless eyes are like marathoners in the final mile, surging forward

  • That's enough for this stalker for one night

  • Yes, this could be my way of showing up unannounced on your doorstep, but if you've read my blog, you know that this will never happen because I am waaay normal and not crazy at all

  • TRUST ME.--I recommend these albums by Beth, buy them now! Notification of my alter-ego DJ Evil Twin's new mixes could be as easy as subscribing to this blog's !--Metamucil makes you fart - Technorati Tags: posted by no milk | Saturday, July 22, 2006 Today I am Happy Today, I'm in the midst my third decade and I have all my teeth


    Mutant Reviewers from Hell do "Battlefield Earth"
    Three reviewers poke fun at the John Travolta science fiction flick. Includes a
    Battlefield Earth drinking game. Rated a zero on the rewatchability scale.

  • Mutant Meter Movie Store [proceeds go toward monthly MRFH upkeep] Check out this movie in and the soundtrack Justin's Rating: I hurt inside

  • This was an era when I naively thought that 2000 A.D

  • 'To attempt to portray this, the actors have to wear stilt-boots, so that they appear to have normal thighs, and about four feet of calves that threaten to trip them up at every turn.' Screw Battlefield Earth

  • And this is just the smallest example I could think of

  • This is what happens when you don't pay the gas bill, unfortunately

  • One of the amusing aspects of the Psychlos is that they are (in the novel) ten feet tall; to attempt to portray this, the actors have to wear stilt-boots, so that they appear to have normal thighs, and about four feet of calves that threaten to trip them up at every turn

  • I wish to process past this insipid plot to point out that the brainiacs behind Battlefield Earth apparently didn't think a single thing through

  • They accomplish this through severe angles, extreme closeups (body parts substitute actually seeing the whole person), darkly lit sets, and a controversial film technique called Shake-O-Vision, which might be something you'd see if you were electrocuting someone who was filming a birthday party


    Cooking with Marc!
    Small selection of recipes.

  • Sorry that this page hasn't been updated in a while, but as you probably know a good recipe comes along once in a long while

  • Let me know when this page changes! • Powered by • Click Here This recipe was the result of one those 'everybody has a night to cook' deals

  • I picked this one out of a old blue-collar cookbook I found (most all the recipies included mashed potatoes and ground beef)

  • After an hour cooking time, you'll be more than ready to try these out! I got this recipe from a co-worker

  • I don't know about that, but I do know that the main ingredient is cheese and a LOT OF IT! My co-worker puts pureed strawberries on top of this, but I like it plain..

  • That's this chili! Not very spicy (unless you want, of course) but REAL flavorful

  • In fact, this chili tastes even better the next day! With some cheese on top and reheated in a microwave, this tastes out of this world..

  • But, they'll eat this! Oven-fried fish, folks

  • This goes perfect (and was originally introduced to me) with the Korean Spinach Salad below

  • It's got a taste that just can't be beat! I've never actually cooked this recipe, but I've sure eaten it enough! The sauce is what makes the recipe extremely special


    11th Bulawayo (Riverside) Scout Troop in Matabeleland Zimbabwe
    Contains program information, contacts and bulletin board.

  • 11th Bulawayo (Riverside) Scout Troop in Matabeleland Zimbabwe Group Scout Leaders:- This web-page has come about due to Gradfinder.com now charging to email! Click here to Click here to Queen Scout Award J

  • R.Millar H.Garriock G.Wallace S.Miller-Cranko B.Craven This is purely an historic webpage recording past members

  • If this email had been sent four weeks ago I may not have received it

  • It is funny, this last Christmas I took the family to see my Folks in Scottburgh, and My Dad & I were just talking about Bulawayo and everybody, really brought back memories

  • My eldest son - Nicholas who was a little chap when you last saw me - is 24 this year & currently is working on the ferries between France & Spain having qualified with a American Hotels & Motels diploma together with a City & Guilds Cheffing Diploma

  • My folks are still going - my father being 79 this year

  • Jim Appears in a Hi What a blast from the past! I heard through Jim that this was going on, fascinating reading and good reminiscing

  • I worked afternoon/evenings, this left me the mornings free to job hunt; My official designation at Faccenda's is 'Group Catching and Collection Coordinator' - rather a mouthful and quite a mind full too


    Boing Boing: A Directory of Wonderful Things
    A directory of wonderful things.

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  • Now Pallas has made a new set of hitchhikers, all based on the founders of Silicon Valley, but this time they contain an embedded GPS unit


    Izzle! Izzle pfaff!
    Life of a stage actor.

  • Other name choices they offer are far more troubling (parentheses suggest the shortened versions of the proper names that the parents would presumably opt for): Jasper (Jazz) Viggo Axel Leif Cosmo Reidar Dashiell (Dash) 'JAZZ! FINISH YOUR GREEN BEANS!' 'Jazz still isn't sleeping through the night.' These are a couple of sentences that the world doesn't need to ever hear, you know? And--this is horrible--I just now came up with another one

  • Yes, it's a bit of a mouthful, but nothing is going to shut up a schoolyard bully when that kid is picking up his teeth and shrieking through a bloody mouth like the phrase, 'My namesake disproved the concept of the phlogiston, you fucking beef experiment!' This will leave bullies reeling, especially when the tyke uncorks the devastating followup, 'I WAS BEHEADED!' But if that seems too daring, they can always go for the more succinct and more contemporary Mike Post, an homage to the Emmy- and Grammy-winning composer of TV theme songs

  • Also, think of how much they'll save on belts! (This may be offset by the attendant increased therapy bills.) But really, I'm totally charmed by the idea of a teacher taking attendance and shouting, 'Gossamer? Gossamer? The Beltless?' Maybe too far


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